As a man who loves women, you are waaaaaaaay too chatty...

So delicious...

If they’re going to put him on 1st every at bat, I wish they would do it via the sweet spot between the shoulder blades, every time...

Dudes that hit women will most likely always be a bad mood away from hitting them again, no matter what their agent writes for them to say...

It’s not a real country, anyways...

Many moons ago, I was deciding between a Ducati and an Aprilia . I went with the Aprilia, because the Rotax engine was bullet proof, and required less maintenance than the Duc. There were also way less of them on the road, and a slightly longer wheel base for a 6' rider.

I think a quote, should be a quote, and that is pure gold...

Holy shit...

OK Computer was their high water mark...

Best thing since Hannibal Buress at the Bieber roast...

As a long time tennis player, I can say smashing your racket to bits every once in a while feels surprisingly great...

I never hear what he’s saying, I just stare and wait for the studio lights to ignite the kindling on top of his head.....it’s inevitable.

Corey Perry’s tears fuel my soul...

I’m going to a Vitamix Costco roadshow on Friday to see what they offer, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be pulling the trigger on a certified refurb on the standard programs model @ $299. It has the presets, plus it comes with the taller/thinner jar.

I’m going to a Vitamix Costco roadshow on Friday to see what they offer, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be pulling the…

That was fantastic reading...

It’s funny, cuz he’s fat...

With a strap gym, you can make the exercises as easy as you like to start.

I’ve had the Jungle Gym XT with the ceiling mounts for around 3 years...

I lived in Waikiki when I was 18, and the drinking age was still 18...

I have my 420 card, and I love beer so much that it’s 90% of my refrigerator’s interior.