I WANT to like this, but I reluctantly voted No Dice. High mileage and bland/boring. Despite the SHO motor, it’s just an old Taurus and $4000 seems too much.

Painfully so - been commenting for years and forever grey.  Never had a clue how to get out of it

Welcome aboard. Now, can I get out of the grays?

I love Jalopnik.

Why is it that my replies don’t show up to anyone but me? Why are some greyed out and others readable? I’ve been a reader since the site began, and tho I don’t post a lot I would do more if I thought anyone would read them! Can you fix this?

Saw the headline, assumed you were leaving.

Hopefully Ford doesn’t go woke...its not working for Disney.

...Hopefully Ford doesn’t go woke...its not working for Disney. Industry forgets labor intensive jobs want trucks, not someone who needs to load his toy poodle for a walk in the park.

Big Homophobia? How about Big Bestiality?

Having Raph as an editor taught me early on to save a copy of my work outside the CMS before sending it to my editors.

I... Is that a gym sock?!?!?

That fright pig 3 wheeler Beetle lowered the bar for all future submissions. “At least it doesn’t have a homemade cow bone steering wheel” is a sad new standard. 

What?

The engine will be screaming every time you encounter a 5 degree slope. Does that count?

I can confirm that this did not go to David! Well...unless David is now into Cadillac Escalades and has acquired a wife and a couple of kids since he left. lol

I’m so glad you were able to escape the bus’ curse so lightly. It’s funny how a relatively small profit or loss can make the difference between a fondly-remembered mishap and simmering regret.

That Rob I am, that Rob I am

You’ll be hearing from my attorneys

imagine F1 drivers taking the budget airline routes that add 36 hours and two extra stopovers to your international trips

ND -