Nobody tarnishes the legacy of Big Country.

Holding a high stakes poker game in hopes of not going bankrupt and being ripped to shreds sounds exactly like Frank McCourt... Change that room with the bottom-less chair out for the Dodgers parking lot and there's no way Bond makes it out alive.

A few days later, Welker told his brother, Lee

Anyone else think he sounds like Russel Brand?

5. Cutler. Even if he just sulks the whole time, it would be worth it to go back to my friends and be like, "I hung with Jay Cutler, and he was a DICK."

Mediawatch on Football365.com is great for this type of stuff by the way. They call all the terrible columnists/talking heads and even managers (Harry Redknapp is a part of both groups and is horrible at each job which always makes for fun) on their bullshit.

Kroenke is the fucking worst. Don't forget he owns the Avalanche and the St. Louis Rams too. I remember doing a spreadsheet showing the win percentage of all the teams he owns back when he became majority shareholder at Arsenal in order to show my brother how fucked the team was. A few years later let's just say I…

Client of a friend. I have no way of confirming it that's why I gave it the "heard it a while back" preface. In the future I will only post my personal stories of athletes acting either hilarious or like giant douchebags (see Kesler, Ryan).

Someone with better Vegas bottle service knowledge would probably more able to answer that question but my assumption is they were trying to wave her down and she kept giving them the 'I'll be back in a second' treatment. Also possible she could have said to other servers "don't serve that table anything or else I'm…

Heard a story a while back about Blake in Vegas. Guy with a table beside his was taking pictures, Blake told the bouncers to kick him out, guy showed bouncers on his phone that his pictures were of the crowd, not Blake's table, and they let him stay.

When Adebayor is your best striker, you definitely know being in a jam when you see one.

After the 3 goals against Galatasaray there were definitely some Welbeck-Henry comparisons (gunnerblog talked about it, commentators in the next PL game too). Totally agree with you though, Welbeck is a solid PL backup and good against a slow, poorly managed back line (like Gala's was that day), but Giroud is much…

That's just Byron Scott's offense, it's all about weak shots from the elbows.

I'm still not over the red card in that Arsenal-Barca game mentioned in the article... RVP gets a second yellow for shooting the ball 1 second after the ref whistle's play for an offside, and in the Nou Camp where the entire crowd whistles when the opposing team have the ball. The only slight comfort I take is knowing…