UT grad here, completely agree. But inflated self-worth is the definition of a Texan, so it may as well be the same as its “best” city.

You should set this up in a bracket and let us vote. Find out the One. True. Winner.

“American Cities, Listed Randomly”

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

How violently are you wiping? I can't say that has ever happened.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Weird. I actually thought this bit was awesome. What makes it cringeworthy is how true it is.

It was a smart move to release the expensive luxury car first; it allows the Model 3 to be “Aspriational”.

Having spent time in a Model S, I am more likely to be interested in the Model 3. That’s how it works.

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.

the trailer made me want to punch it in the face. It’s okay with me if other people like it. It’s just weird to live in a world were Ryan Reynolds finally becomes a star after those numerous lame attempts to foist his stardom upon us.

It’s impossible to tell that this is a somehow supposed to be a joke.

Don’t forget Deez Nuts, totally Tom Bombadil. A silly weird joke that seems kind of pointless.

Wait. Is that twice a week or once every two weeks?

As someone who has had an IED go off next to him, lighten the fuck up, Francis.

I dunno, as someone who thinks that’s a pretty valid criticism (honestly, I was good after 2 Death Stars and one trench run, thanks), I would’ve been happy with there being no retread moments. I also think it’s a little disingenuous to compare the Star Wars and Star Trek fanbases, since I think Abrams has gone on…

You can carry the TONE of the original movie without DUPLICATING the plot wholesale.

You do know that she's a professional comedian right? A lot of what you're criticizing is part of her act. And you really think Kathy F'ing Griffin lacks confidence?! Wow.

Does she have to be offended for it to be a stupid thing to say on national television??

I mean, he’s a news anchor on a major TV network. It’s a little unbecoming to be saying “nice rack” on air...

I don’t think its offensive, you’re right. If he’d said it apropos of nothing it would have been, but she’s clearly showing them off expecting people to at the very least form opinions on them if not voice those opinions. However, given he was supposed to be working at the time it was unprofessional (as was stripping…