Dick pics are bad enough, but a video? What does one even do in one of those, wag it around a bunch?

me sitting at my desk rn:

Religious universities SHOULD be allowed to make hiring and enrollment choices based on their beliefs.

Okay, I have gone through a full arch of emotions, as I do with every shooting ( I was in a workplace shooting. It sticks with you). I also have great ambivalence over what reason a person has for shooting a place up ( all reasons equally stupid). With that said, may I channel my very proper and sarcastic mother by…

This one still kicks my ass everytime I watch it, lol

It’s just booze, man.

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

Thanks, Buzz Killington.

I like the movies a lot. I don’t mind the plot holes. What annoys me is when you point them out the fanboys get all huffy and use fan theories (CHEWIE AND R2 ARE REBEL SPIES! BOBA CRAWLED OUT OF THE GIANT SAND VAGINA) to cover them up. Just admit there are mistakes, and enjoy them for what they are, a great…

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

I’m on the west coast- please tell me that Tracy Jordan did a Ben Carson impersonation.

I don’t think that. But it’s a fun game. Potbelly Joe, if you think that you global warming isn’t real then you’re a f***ing moron! (we’re just making stuff up right so that we can insult them based upon the invention?)

(As per his comment on the original Dissolve the United States, Deadspin user Jersey Kid owes us all a video of him streaking naked through the streets)

Jay’s verse is a fucking travesty. “LOVE, I don’t get enough of it!”

Step 1: Don’t go to clubs. Nothing good ever happens at clubs

I went through Holly Madison, Gwen Stefani, and “someone I don’t recognize” before I got to reading Rita Ora’s name.

WHO IS SHE

I think the concern is that the “things” that you end up finding will eventually just sort of blur together. Sure, everything is unique, but the differences don’t seem meaningful, and everything’s eventually just gonna blur together.

I agree — it IS fascinating. That’s why I wrote it!