I did once tell my class that before the exam they should "stop by and take advantage of me." (That is, my presence in my office in order to help them study.)

I worked as an assistant in the sales department of a hotel - a job in which I manned the sales managers' phones when they were down on the event floor giving tours or overseeing a current event.

unfathomable to most, probably just a Tuesday to him?

Thank you for pointing out that developmentally disabled adults need to know and respect boundaries just like everyone else.

To be honest, I usually found it creepy or at least bothersome and awkward because as a server/bartender you are working, you have to be there, you are usually not drinking and they are and the comments are always super lewd and very suggestive. However two times stick out in my mind as not creepy: both were from men…

Once when I was a server a guy was ordering a burger with a fried egg on it. He asked if the egg could be over-hard. I responded, "I can make it hard." Then turned bright red, and booked it out of there posthaste.

If your client can learn, so can the free-range douchecanoes who populate these stories. They have no excuse.

Yes, because technically "catholic" means universal (katholikos) and is sometimes used when discussing issues that apply to all Christian communities, including Protestants. In writing, it's easier to just write "the Church" with a capital "c," but when speaking it helps to clarify whether you're talking about the…

some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused...

Just do it. Show up wearing a top hat and petticoat combo, pocketwatch chain dangling just so. Entrepreneurial bearing, etc. "I'm pretty big in the goat world - you've probably heard of me," you'll say, not looking them in the eye. You have so many goat business pursuits consuming your thoughts, you see. And then?…

You know nothing about dogs.

flinging? I don't think you know how it works.

Maybe she actually hates all other Aunts even more than she hates her own, and this was just the beginning.

Williams allegedly planned to pack her things in his car while 'Tre' murdered her family.

I hate how much I laughed at that.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

OWL? Like Ordinary Wizarding Level?

Artificial cherry flavor is icky to me. It always tastes like cough syrup. Pink 4everrr!

I feel that this is good advice overall, but I used Craigslist many times to place dogs that I rescued. I did thorough interviews, home checks, and told a lot of people no. Many of the adoptive families kept in touch. So I'd say, don't place an animal through Craigslist without being responsible about it. I've…

They appear to have it as a rule in the entire metro area - I had a girlfriend who worked at Mardi Gras which is the other side of town (highlands) and She said that she had to maintain "at least the hitler mustache" or else She could not work... and no other clubs are allowed to open in atlanta at all now - check out…