Everything look ridiculous realistic except for that bow.

yes, that is a good call. Definitely needed that.

I think we could all use a hedgehog in an egg cup.

Let's all bookmark this for the next time some MRA asks, "why didn't she just go to the police?"

Perhaps the school was tired of kids showing up in pjs and slippers, halters and daisy dukes, and pants around their knees?

WHERE DOES SHE PUT THEM? WHERE?

Uh, they probably think they're the school board/administrators. You know, the people who decree what is and is not acceptable within their school district/particular school.

Sorry, the best years of my scholastic life were the ones I spent in a school with a dress code - no trying to figure out what to wear that wouldn't offend some damned gang or another, no clothing items that would get stolen because they were the newest most expensive sneaker or shirt with something offensive to…

For most people, quitting a job like that comes with severe repercussions for their career (can you imagine explaining that in your next interview?)

Everything is a teachable moment! My dress clothes are comfortable and express my individuality. Having style is a lesson best learned early. It's a perfect opportunity to exercise critical thinking skills (what can I get away with, how can I make these rules work WITH my individuality), creativity within…

Yes, because getting kids to learn how to live with a dress code is, like, so stifling.

He just needs to stop.

For some reason, the way he's standing makes it look like he's wearing those wedge sneakers, the thought of which makes me giggle.

Legit thought this was Jordin Sparks for a second. I'm digging her toned down look.

Holy shit, I love Kesha so much, and I'm totally digging her hair. I have curly hair, and I have yet to quite master this very deliberately soft and imperfect swoop. GORgeous.

Banana slug. This color makes her look like a giant, embellished banana slug. I would love to see this in a fuchsia or bright blue, because the design is really amazing. But whatever this color is, is not ok.

Oh, Pete, my love. *sighs* *draws sparkly hearts around him*

Kesha looks fantastic. My goodness has she transformed. I'm so glad she got her life in order and she looks like she finally owns it.