Hey, if the colleges agree with you that it was "harmless" than no futures will be ruined. If, however, they decide that they would rather not have someone capable of this on campus than the authors of this prank will have ruined their own futures.
It's really sad if Bey-Z are having problems. I liked Halo and Countdown. Besides if they get divorced who gets to keep custody of ... the Obamas?
John, Emily and Hazel is like perfect WASPy family.
I can't tell if this is mocking tabloids anymore or if it is an actual tabloid.
What happens when your child is confronted by the line "Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt"? (which has always annoyed me because salt is salty, not bitter)
Random, but my 6 year old thinks White Lines by Grandmaster Flash is a song about how too much sugar is bad for you.
God, I'm glad I'm not in a business where someone needs to make sure my knees are properly highlighted and contoured.
I would get divorced and remarried to have that.
I was really, really hoping Fassbender was going to be Robin Thicke and the other two were going to be the lady models.
Hugh Jackman pretty much did a lapdance for a woman at her bachelorette party when he was doing his one man show in Toronto. She invited him to the wedding. It was awesome and WE WERE ALL JEALOUS.
I love cider and don't know why there's an element of shame to drinking it! If I get one at the beer-snob bar, I get side eye. What IS that?!? No more cider-shaming! By the way, try Strongbow. It's not as sweet, and it's fabulous.
MY GOD I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY STUDENTS TODAY!
Motion to amend. Switch #8 and #5, please.
"We're all born fat virgins, you know."
Paris looks so preeeeetie on the cover of that magazine.
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