“Ever drive a Kia?”

Scotty did disappear (with Dot) when she was supposed to be under his watch. They never explicitly connected that to his exit, but it seemed like a fireable offense to me.

I felt the same way: I thought he was a good cop? He came off dumb as hell in that final scene. Here’s a homicidal maniac wielding a bloody knife in an enclosed space, maybe if I ask a third time he’ll put it down.

yup, and I’ve seen enough movies to know that if someone orders you to climb into a shallow grave, you RUN. maybe they shoot you but I’d sure as shit rather get shot than buried the hell alive ya know. 

I don’t understand why the bacon and whiskey breakfast was “a bit much” for the reviewer. Al had survived two close brushes with death and cooking that bacon must have felt like sweet revenge on the hog that almost killed him. And as for the whiskey, it’s not like he had anywhere to be that day. He was going to be…

Al mentioned wanting to poison the hogs in the general store, but we didn’t see him put poison on the weed. I thought that he was using it as a lure to shoot the hogs but missed his chance to shoot them when he fell asleep.

I hate slideshows too but this one is actually not too bad. It made reading the stories a bit easier for me as I tend to break them up into several reading sessions. 

The way I took it was that the writer found a photo on their phone that they could not have taken unless they were sleepwalking, which they took care to mention they did not normally do. It wasn’t made clear, but it seemed that the photo was taken from outside the house while the writer was asleep or trying to fall…

Whaaaat? She was very obviously hitting on him and after he rebuffed her, she approached him at the bar to save face by pretending she was “just being friendly.”

You told Brandt on the phone; he told me. Yes? Yes?

Oh yeah, as a white person, every time I take a sleeping pill, I start saying the n-word like crazy. Just can’t help it. It’s the drugs, I swear. (/s if not obvious)

two words: jim spanfeller

Skeet’s a fine actor sure, but not nearly as talented as his brothers, Jizz and Spunk.

This gets right at the heart of people like Chappelle or Gervais who constantly bang the drum of “comedians should be edgy.” If that’s true, expressing a majority opinion about a minority is the opposite of edgy!!

I know this is off-topic, and no one really cares, but I am going to say it anyway. My wife’s name is Karen. She is a really good, unselfish person (of course I would say that, but I can assure you that in the 16+ years I’ve known her, she has never once asked to speak to a manager).

Thanks for posting this. He was not released on a technicality and the 5th Amendment to the US Constitution is not a loophole.

I made this for breakfast today, and I would say it worked out pretty well. I feel like I’ve made eggs a million different ways so it’s always good to try something new.

It definitely should be.

she doesn't think it's a good song. she just wanted you to shut up. 

I think they only broke him out for special occasions, but used the Kate Smith recording for random weeknight games and what-not.