I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

Yes, it basically feels like 21 Jump Street on motorcycles. But I’m completely OK with that.

This sounds like a story with a lot of ups and downs, a few twists and turns, but eventually going off the rails.

I have a degree in cinema studies.

Oh yeah, dude’s a huge dork. That’s one of his very best qualities.

You know damn right it’s time to dust off the Kerpal soundboard.

“So...what’re you wearing?”

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Okay but how about bringing back the Kotaku-tan shirt?

You’re stupid, America.

I’m sure many of you will ask in the comments why this is relevant to video games. I’ll expand on my answer to that question from our last AMA: Politics are in everything, including video games. Developers make decisions about breast physics, how to depict black men, what body type indicates male strength, whether to…

i read that out loud in an Asian accent and it took me a minute to stop laughing, nice one.

Please make a THANKS FOR THE DELAY JASON one.

It’s the guy in the header gif playing the Donald Trump training simulator?

LOL.

Question for the ladies:

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

And there would be 2 of them.

Man your articles are great. Please don’t leave.