People here are taking days off to save on an oil change.

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

Probably VW.

You are one of the hardest to peg regular commenters on Jalopnik. I would’ve bet five bucks you’d make fun of pickup owners and it turns out you own three.

I drive a rustomod ‘74 IH 150, fully restored ‘76 Chevy LUV, ‘17 F250 King Ranch, and an ‘06 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT that is about 30% goldfish cracker dust. I haul 10 times more stuff in the minivan. I know it’s not cool to like minivans but I love the damn thing.

Engineers notes: test vehicle performed as expected.

This is particularly true of their muscle cars from the 60s. For the price you’d pay for a daily driver ‘68-70 Charger, ‘70-74 Challenger, any pre-’73 Roadrunner or GTX, you could pretty much buy a restored or resto-modded Ford or GM product that fit within the same market as the Mopar. 

If you can replace it then its not the version that everyone loves.

That’s a different UConnect system

But why do you care about the semi-moronic buying habits of your fellow Americans? Some people like driving SUVs and pickups but don’t really utilize their full capabilities. Since you are reading Jalopnik I’m guessing you have an interest in cars. Do you think people who buy an M3 or GTI have semi-moronic buying…

Yes, because valuing elbow room and utility means you’re angry, scared, and insecure...

Did you know that the act of excluding the large SUVs from the employee purchase program does not make the previously-purchased SUVs vanish?

You’re Not from Around Here, Are You?

Yeah, I’ve never seen high HP German and Italian car drivers make asses of themselves. Good call.

We don’t need any performance cars, either. How many are actually driven on a track?

A rental place had a Wagoneer?

“a brand new Trailrated (sorry to write that) Grand Wagoner”

The front fascia is not working for me. It looks too cute yet and stubby. I do like the F Pace like rear though. Other than that this thing looks to be too small and too pricey for what it is. Not to mention it steps on the toes of the F pace price wise which makes more sense.

I don’t think that’s how exhausts work.

Most V6s sound like trash, you won’t be changing my mind on that. The VQ series of engines are fucking horrible.

This, however, is one of those rare beautiful sounding V6s. I say its likely because its a Ferrari V8 missing some cylinders. This car is on a very very short list.