Every single man knows that initiating the conversation is half the battle when trying to flirt with a woman. Having a monster truck during a flood to rescue people with just made it a whole lot easier for him.

Next up on Deadspin’s documentary series 10 for 10, “That Magic Juncture,” a totally original piece by Billy Haisley

That’s the joke.

If I did this to our family dishwasher, let's just say I wouldn't be "throwing any rods" anytime soon.

You may be one of the first people to ever die in a car accident while inside a house.

I think so. One thinks of the 3OT game Wilt lost, or perhaps NC St-Houston—it’s in rare company for sure. There’s a case to be made that the two most clutch shots in the history of the NCAA Final both happened in the last five seconds of tonight’s game.

“Add weight and complexity...... yeah, I think that’s how the saying goes.”

if you’re “mocking” someone over the brand of car they drive, you need to take a good long look at your life.

How many you got?

Well he wouldnt have gotten out as easy as with a halo, nor would Kimi’s exit from his flaming airbox/blowtorch later have been made easier by the halo. So actually the opposite of what you said...no halo was necessary for these two good outcomes.

The halo would not have helped here at all. I actually think the halo would have prevented him from getting out of the car. Without the halo, his head has no change of hitting the ground (the roll hoop MUST be high enough, per regulations, to ensure that can’t happen) and the upper elements of the halo would have…

I found a higher res version

wrong.

For $200/mo, you could literally lease a new Camry or similar. But just parking? And for an Audi A4? Good Lord. Perhaps if it was an S5, or an A7 or something... but still....

0 miles per gallon.

*I’msofancy*

“This thing is too expensive for me and I also really care about how other people use their vehicles, so it is better if we have less choice when it comes to buying badass vehicles.”

I....I....I like the taillights.

There once was a team from Miami

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.