are you working from home with Google??
are you working from home with Google??
What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.
Burger King hot dogs are a bit pricier than ideal, with the Classic going for $1.99 and the Chili Cheese $2.29. It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced,
As an Orioles fan, fuck opt-outs and fuck Dexter Fowler. What a fucking day.
If you were to get up right now, run into a parking lot, and sit on the hood of the first car you find and start…
Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge
If someone can drive a manual Ferrari supercar in huge heels, you have no excuse not to learn on your buddy’s Honda.
What else is he supposed to drink at the poetry slam??
And I agree, but that could have easily been boiled down to “4 double IPAs and Indian takeout from the place down the street.” The extra irrelevant detail to show how cool your food/beer taste is is the hipster-millenial kinda thing.
Beer snobs pop up where you least expect them.
that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard
Edit: separate
To make sure it stays that way. Pretty clear in the article.
COTD!
Hose in different area codes
I think my ex had one of those BMW shifters in her nightstand for some reason...
Agree 100% just going to add my 2 cents for the original poster -