I bet that lady from the NCAA also loved reminding her teachers that they had forgotten to assign homework before spring break.

MY OVERPRICED PLASTIC-ENCASED LOCAL TAP WATER IS BETTER THAN YOURZ !!1!!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

“Show some respect for the flag.” - Barry

On one hand (or foot, in this case), MLS was finally, thankfully, ridding its reputation as a retirement home for over-the-hill stars. On the other hand...ZLATAN!!!!

+8 belles

Ole Miss is one of a handful of schools that makes me nervous when I hear that they’re “getting back to the fundamentals”.

Layup City has a nice ring to it.

Ugh. I already want Kermit Davis to get Kermit Washington’ed.

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

Maybe Rongen is right and everyone else who’s ever seen Messi play and considered him a genius non pareil is wrong, or maybe Rongen, as is the fate of many tap-eaters, has stuffed his mind with so much game footage and needlessly complex theories about how soccer is supposed to be played and has doused all that with a…

It took 11 paragraphs to actually get to the point of this article. That’s amazing.

I couldn’t finish it. Rongen sounds like a bit of a dick (no more or less than most of the talking heads on ESPN), but Billy’s acting like his own mother was insulted.

My trackpad wore out when I tried to scroll down to see how long this post is.

They’re called illusions, Tom.

+1 infomercial before actor

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

He literally turns into a 95 year old man the second he gets in a defensive stance.

The ice must have been cold.