*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

Arena sucks and USMNT rightly wants kick him in the balls, but WTF is this:

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

What a diq.

Hlavackova vowed to return next year with a new partner, Calvin David-Kaywhyjely.

Eduoard Roger’s really chapped his partner’s hide. Going to need to find a balm to smooth things over for that one. Maybe grease some palms or something?

White Power Forward

it’s a fairly standard non-apology tactic. “I’m sorry you were offended” = “We’re sorry we got called out on our racist bullshit.”

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.

Gates should sell Microsoft in that scenario. Jimmy Carter sold his family peanut farm, just in case. Richard Nixon sold all of his personal investments, just in case, and used the money to buy a home to retire to in California.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

Break it down!

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

I like this neutral post asking a genuine questions, and I look forward to various fan bases calling you a hating prejudiced asshole in the comments

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

Nobody said drink the flourine, professor.

TIL: Donald Trump is a Deadspin commentator.