This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

ETA: Never Forget

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

My money is on Andy Brandy Casagrande IV. Long line of winners

Boats Botes.

Wait, someone with the last name “Fartass” is a only 3-seed? The committee is corrupt.

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

I wouldn’t see this as being any worse than a pull hitter that bunts it down the 3rd base line when they move the infield to the 1st base side. If someone is giving you an easy point, you take it. If they fail to cover it, that’s their problem not yours.

You’re killin’ me, falls.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

“These people have awful names.”

One and done.