Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

“So...how about we trombone? I have a tuba lube.”

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

Probowlers playing dodgeball > Actual Probowl

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

More compelling than anything I have seen on Screamer in months, sorry Haisley.

Hey... Wonga was our backup sponsor when 877-CASH-NOW fell through

(spring practice)

Pats played at home, Steelers away. So the travel time is not the same.

#peptalktruthers

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Steelers fans will defend this.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

If there’s one thing Detroit fans will support, it’s dog shit product. #Lions