It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

what the trump, he’s got an NRA hat, why didn’t he just shoot the damn bus and claim he was standing his ground?

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

Grandma?

Cops Announce Jarvis Landry Will Not Face Battery Charges

And Jones actually took a knee.

The “Ryan Howard”, I believe it’s called.

By the way, it’s time to reconsider the MVP race again. He’s tied Altuve in fWAR (still behind in bWAR), and is ahead in wOBA and wRC+. Old time writers are going to give value to the 50 dingers. And if we’re being honest, Judge is going to be the AL player you remember 10 years from now.

BUT HIS STRIKEO—*gets hit in the face by a 450 ft dinger*

Meanwhile Enes Kanter would have been better off in that Turkish prison after all.

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

I agree that hitters should be free to admire their mighty dongs, but there is a basic difference between that and this: underhanded as it may be, the hidden-ball trick is actively moving a player’s team closer to victory. In other words, it’s part of the game. The preening of the batter (which, again, I’m fine with)…

I don’t understand why baseball players are ok with this type of play, but a hitter admiring their home run for 1/2 a second is ‘disrespecting the game’ and makes it legitimate to throw a 90 mph baseball at them.

YES. Exacerbating this issue is how much you have to pay attention to each one of these shows to catch every fuckin’ plot twist and piece of dialogue. TV has become too stressful I guess I have to start reading books or something.

Even worse is when your child leaves the Camelbak bottle like the one in the illustration with juice or milk in it, because wifey-poo can’t handle the fact that 3-y/o is not getting exactly what he is demanding (hey, guess why he is demanding it?! You caved, he wins, he forces the issue from then on) and he leaves it…

Man, private Christian K-8 school attendee right here. It was modern enough to where it wasn’t actively staffed by nuns (except for the French teacher), but the policy was exactly the same. My only water in the school day would have been during the short trips to the playground or cafeteria, delivered via dodgy old…

Totally reasonable response. I usually just throw them right in the recycling just to have my wife yell at me for throwing them out. So, back into the cabinets they go to not be used for another 6 months.

I would’ve done the same thing or thrown them out (in the recycling) under the dark of night.

Back in my day, when I needed a sip of water, I had to get permission from a nun to walk down the hall to the water fountain and be back in less than a minute. And we were never allowed to drink too much water because then we’d have to go to the bathroom. And guess what, she was right because hooo boy did I ever…

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…