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This team is magic. That is all...

Remember that time Cleveland had both Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley on the same roster? Those were some great names...

Remember Steve Howe? That guy LOVED the cocaine...

Remember Chad Curtis? He used to do a diving forward roll throwing the ball in from the outfield.

Didn’t he have an unassisted triple play in the 90s? I was in elementary school and convinced that made him a mortal lock for the HOF...

I was at the game late two seasons ago when Harvey was on the losing end of Max Scherzer’s 2nd no hitter. The game was barely over two hours and I recall thinking this could be the start of a great division dual for a decade. Sad to see how fast he’s fallen. So much talent...

Hey, LenDale White, I remember that guy! Anybody else remember some guys!?

Shit, even a blind coach could eclipse Boston College’s 2 conference wins last season...

And Buffalo! We get left out of everything. Pass me a Genny Cream Ale. Wait, what were we talking about?

Yeah, but LaVar Ball can do an even better Lavar Ball impression. He’s the best at everything, gawd!

I’m a Bills fan born in Albany and living in Long Island (fuck you, don’t ask, leave me alone) and was wondering the exact same thing. Most people in NY state have never been to Buffalo unless required to do so for work or some shitty kids event and cannot tell you where it is except the vague “western NY”

Put the cheese on at the very end of the grill process to maximize the delicious meltiness (real word, I’ll fight you). Trick is to fold in each corner of the cheese to meet in the middle of the burger patty. Avoids cheese drips and makes the center of the burger delicious.

I’m pretty sure that’s Meredith Marokovits. She’s a YES reporter. Much better than Suzyn Waldman...

Shit, Dwight Howard eats 10,000 calories worth of candy daily and is still fucking chiseled...

He could thrive if he accepts and Andre Iguodala-like role. Not sure if his ego would allow that. But the transition from being the man to (stellar) supporting cast member has worked great for all involved in the Iguodala deal...

Of course he plays for the Beavers. Only team name more fitting would be the Nittany Lions...

That GIF is mesmerizing. Just lost a few minutes right there...

My exact fucking thoughts. I’m shocked he even knows who they are and embarrassed that I do as well...

I’m glad 2 people enjoyed the reference. Thanks buddy

Uncle Buck one ups your sissy LA pancakes Drew!