And Ichiro!

My Siamese kitten, Olaf, contemplating his future as grumpy cat last night before proceeding to protect me from my gym bag. Good kitty...

I’m guilty of a little schadenfreude here. But seriously, fuck San Fran...

Exactly.

Can you imagine if he all but made it over only to have his dick knock down the pole!?

#FuckHashtags

I anxiously await the day we see a purple nurple in a professional sporting event. So close...

You all need to check out “Time: The Kalief Browder Story” for a mind blowing look at how fucked up the prison system is.

Didn’t you read Drew’s Funbag yesterday? It’s “whoa” damn it!

NFL: You kids need to learn to celebrate the white, excuse me, the right way...

How do you forget “toe knife!?” That’s gotta be top 10, top 5 if you lack nail clippers or reside in Philadelphia or anywhere in Florida...

Jesus, now I’m thinking I need to reconsider my comedy bit for the kids’ tee ball picnic this spring...

Agreed. Also, Marchman sounds like Seth Rogen if Seth Rogen smoked less weed...

Hey, you guys wanna know how this affects my bracket!?

I also enjoy the blues...

I respectfully disagree and contend that Tim Tebow is most famous because JEBUS! Otherwise, I endorse your analysis Marchman....

I really hope they shadowed him throughout the base running portion of practice. Would really make turning a double play into a nightmare...

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

That was a thing of beauty. Wow.

With his emphasis on having thumbs, I really want someone to ask him how he would fare against a primate...