Can’t nobody hold her down, she’s gotta keep on moving!

Pun overload, I love it!

To be brutally honest, with that beard, sister and Jets jersey he has been meme material for years now...

Most productive 2 hours he’s put in this season if you ask me...

Pairing a past his prime athlete with a past its prime offensive philosophy? I don’t see any way this doesn’t work out...

Pssssssh. South Park already cracked this mystery seasons ago!

What’s the under/over for when he first lands on a Deadspin “Let’s Remember Some Guys” list?

It wasn’t me, it was the three-armed man! Or was it three one-armed men? Shit!

This clown should take a page out of his predecessor’s book and go sell vacuums door to door somewhere...

I heard that all you have to do to make a living as a head coach in western New York is make a bunch of empty promises and drop a ton of f-bombs. And there’s a vacancy with an inept front office and GM leading the search over there. What luck! He’ll be just fine...

Somewhere out there, Rex and Rob Ryan just bought a celebratory round of boneless wings and Budweiser for the whole joint at the Buffalo Wild Wings they are currently patronizing. Any woman in open toed shoes gets double!

I think the bigger story here is that Michael Crabtree makes NFL money and still buys his chains from a local mall kiosk...