Is anyone surprised by his slumping? I mean, the guy had 109 strikeouts and a BABIP of .426 in the first half. It must have been obvious that he was going to come down to Earth at some point, right?

I’m impressed you got mail from every single fan of this franchise. Do they even have rivals? Does any other fanbase feel any strong emotion about them? Do they even exist?

Pretty sure the only polos in his closet are of the green, sky blue, and dark purple striped variety.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

This is a bad take. Michael Che is hilarious, and Colin Jost is pretty good. They work well together, because Che is so good at making fun of Jost. The rest of SNL is pretty decent, a lot better than in recent years.

I’m fucking amazed that people bring their little kids to this shit.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

whatever Kenan is getting paid, its not enough.

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

WYTS-Eagles from Ron:

Judge: So tell me where you hit him Mr.Schoolnak

the ultimate log off

You should also hope he stops beating the piss out of 70 year olds.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

Part of me feels bad for the guy, part of me feels like that was a steaming pile of bullshit that he wrote to see if Drew would publish it.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Yeah, that was...yeah. Jesus.

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

I liked his delivery better when Bob Hoskins did it for the Pirates.

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.