Sure, but how many will be Jets’ touchdowns?

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

Missing. Please help.

If Giancarlo Stanton is worth $325 million, then by that market value, Trout is easily over half a billion. Good lord, those are crazy numbers

Damn — now those are Some Guys to Remember!

Just tack on about 100mil or so to whatever Bryce Harper’s about to get.

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

“...when I was at Nebraska...”

This feels like a win-win.

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

100% this... the folding the edges of the cheese slice method is the best method.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

I read this as, “I like sweaty lukewarm semi-hard cheese on my cheeseburger.”

The Red Sox moving to New York would result in riots, deportations, martial law, several Deadspin staff orgasms and possibly states seceding from the union, so no, unless you’re talking like Barca moving to Madrid there’s no real equivialency.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

I missed the cutoff for WYTS submissions, so just let me add this:

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

I guess Ray thinks the only ammendment worth losing your job over is the fifth.