So the Yankees just got really good. Easily one of the most incredible trade deadlines they have ever had. Gray, Garcia, Kahnle, Robertson, and Frazier and kept all of the top prospects. As long as the offense stays healthy, this team should win a lot of games. That is an incredibly deep rotation and a stacked bullpen…

That’s a pretty tough statement, like Alou’s hands.

Cardinals fans want you to know they’d never do that to one of their own. Then they’d probably talk about how Alou got pretty uppity about the whole thing.

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Seated right next to Adams on the dais was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who offered no noticeable reaction.

Beltre probably wouldn’t have signed a long-term deal during his last free-agent go-around if former commissioner Bud Selig had his way. Here’s the crux from Ken Rosenthal’s report:

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

I wonder how much of his career was for “a love for football” and how much was just smartly making the most money possible fresh out of school and saying what was needed to make it to that pension. I always loved seeing him in interviews, I hope he doesn’t completely disappear now that he isn’t in the league.

Why do this bullshit at all? Anyone with a functioning brain is going to say “but you’re cool with Zeke Elliott being a dipshit?” If they just cut him without all of fanfare about looking like they take off the field shit seriously, no one is talking about this. I swear to god, people who work for NFL teams are the…

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

“he has been a huge part of our program.”

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

How many of you suspect you may have un-diagnosed BED (raises hand.) I will fuck up some food, y’all.

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

This sounds a little like quitting smoking after your sixth heart attack.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

At the end when Alomar is celebrating with his teammates there’s a whole cornucopia of “Let’s remember some guys”.