I never went to Journalism school, so maybe I just have no idea what I am talking about or how things work, but wouldn’t it at least be polite to acknowledge MyTVNeverLies who posted this in a comment on your last article for this website, four and a half hours before you posted this story?

Really, man

They’ll turn it into a video next instead of the helpful slideshow it should have been.

I think the buried lede here is that The Takeout believes a hot dog is a sandwich, but a burger isn’t an sandwich!

A few months back there was a reddit “AITA for leaving a knife in the sink” in a restaurant, and it got a near-unanimous YTA.

Camparis make my mouth itch, which sucks because they are delicious.

Asian markets best kept secret are the mushroom sections. 

Mine is like that and has markings indicating 1.25 and .75 oz.

Christ I wish. What is this, 2005?

I’ve tried every kind of sliced roast beef sandwich. Although Chicago Beef blows doors off the Philly Cheesesteak, they both lose to the simplicity of Beef on Weck.

The reduced fat Cap Cod chips are better than the regular ones. And the Waves (wavy) version rules!

What he (and most every other lifehacker “writer”) needs is a basic writing course.

My favorite comfort food from childhood was sausage gravy on mashed potatoes, so a pouch of instant potatoes and this:

This is a good list, and Delicatessin is a perfect movie.

Er...I mean it’s a rich vein of content, i.e. there are a lot of movies about food.

I dunno, Jiro Dreams of Sushi made me pretty hungry, and I suppose maybe it doesn’t count because it’s a documentary? I do not understand why Like Water for Chocolate wasn’t in the list ... it was just soooo rich.

Tampopo and and Eat Drink Man Woman are probably my 2 favorite food movies, though, no question. The…

Oh my, that’s beautiful. Skip the 1/2 cup sugar and saute instead of deep frying and it’s right in my wheelhouse.

Though I feel for the franchisees who have already invested so much, the company is toxic to its core and needs to be bought out or dismantled. The whole model is fucked from head to toe. 

That was a major omission was it not?

There’s a reason fancy French restaurants used to use the omelette as a test for perspective chefs