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Also for $30 you can get a keyboard without a broken caps lock key.

So Detroiters name their hot dog creations after Coney Island and their drinks after Boston.  They must really hate being in Detroit.

“Limited time offering” “At select locations” blahblahblah

You’re supposed to eat peanut butter, not ejaculate on it...

First, who calls them “Sandos”?

So, Patriot Pickles purloined previous pickle partner’s proprietary process to provide parallel product to popular provisioner?

You’d be surprised how many restaurants REQUIRE the servers to memorize orders. This guy must not have worked in upscale places if he thinks it’s a matter of the server “showing off”. You can’t be a server for 25 years without becoming somewhat deranged. The stress and constant emotional labor of that job will kill

Thanks, I also love alliteration. you might be thinking of saccharin? that little ‘e’ certainly changes things.

Boots don’t count as food, even when you put a foot in your mouth.

And regardless of how you’re serving it, if you and your friends/guests are enjoying it, don’t let some ‘authority’ on a website tell you you’re doing it wrong. If you try it and like it more, fine, but the point is enjoying the cheese, not conforming to someone else’s idea of how to eat it ‘right’.

JPEG stands for Joint Photographics Experts Group, so I assume you pronounce it jay-feg, right? And SCUBA from Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus is skuh-ba with a short U and A?

A well stocked spice rack is the key to flavorful cooking. I have one basic chicken soup recipe, but by adding different flavorings, it’s never the same twice.

I bought that a few years ago, but while it’s cute, sadly it sucks as a steeper. The holes are too big and let leaves escape.

This is a good point, “something that’s too expensive for someone to justify on themselves but not super specialized” is a great gift!

i have it! i found it at a knick-knack shop in Fells Point (Baltimore) like 10 years ago. honestly it’s kind of a pain to use but I love to use it anyways because who doesn’t want a hot cup of robo-tea from time to time. if you’re a sadist you can voiceover the steeping - “beep boop beep ahhhh this burns why are you

This is a good point, “something that’s too expensive for someone to justify on themselves but not super specialized” is a great gift! Unless someone is a truly insufferable snob they’re not going to turn their nose up at a chance to try “the good stuff”. You just need an idea of what they usually like. If they’re a

Fatman was great.   I know Mel Gibson is shitty and is dragged (rightly) on this site constantly, but Walt Goggins’ awesomeness cancels it out in this movie.

This is a good deal. Maybe I’ll get a pizza this weekend.

His folksy-country gentleman farmer shtick essays in Cook’s Illustrated were fucking insufferable. He seems like a prick. 

years ago, when my son was maybe 5 or 6, we asked him to just hold the butter to help soften it. When we needed it, he didn’t have it in his hands so we asked him where the butter was. He said, “oh, in my pocket”. Became our go-to way of softening butter until he grew tired of us using his pockets :-)