Peanut butter + butter sandwich, amazing.

A peanut butter sandwich. Don’t go yuck until you’ve tried it.

This is a city where you can’t get a good pizza or burger at any price. We have to eat something.

Button, cremini, and portabello mushrooms are of the same species. The flavor gets more mild as you go down in size. The texture gets firmer when you go up in size.

Huh, you know, I actually don’t have any shots of the cats eating.

People who punish the server for things that are out of the server’s control (a) are complete fucking assholes and (b) have obviously never worked as a server.

Looks like they’re going to have to hire an exterminator to uh...target the rats!

Honestly, this. I just remember all of the idiots who half-kill themselves every year when they come across a turkey frier at “the cost-co” and think, yeah I can do that. 

...which have a far smaller flame. On a charcol BBQ once the oil starts to spatter and if it hits flashpoint with a large mass of burning charcol below it, you have a fat fire happening, its almost too easy to do vs a gas flame

It’s more about the exchange of thermal energy of the two appliances. Gas stoves are intended to direct infrared heat to a relatively small space underneath a pot (that’s why they’ll boil water faster than your grill). Grills are intended to disperse a large amount of infrared, convective, and radiant heat across a…

Yes they do. But the burner is completely under the pot and not exposed. A gas BBQ burner is as wide as the BBQ.

i like your last one.  i only want two sizes of bowls:  big and little.  but you can never find sets of same sized bowls.

I mean I can kind of understand them being able to get their talons in a steak, but a mini watermelon? 

Love that flour tip for spilled oils! I’ve also found that the IKEA towels are among the best at actually drying off wet tupperware (a surprisingly difficult task).

I hate that approach (putting like with like) since all too often, the spoons will nest together & not get as clean as they should - even in a brand new dishwasher.

Chips are kinda like steak fries, IIRC. Like half way between a steak fry and a potato wedge.

The most popular drive throughs in America right now aren’t selling coffee or fries, they’re giving out vaccines.

I mean, all you really need is a seven-iron.

I think like most people I follow directions on new recipes the first few times I make it then once I’m comfortable with it I’ll adlib. Sometimes to the detriment of my poor taste buds. And some things I’ve made so many times I don’t need a recipe. But those are usually very simple ones like biscuits and sausage gravy…

My personal pick has got to be Onirim, the first of Shadi Torbey’s “Oniverse” games.

My personal pick has got to be Onirim, the first of Shadi Torbey’s “Oniverse” games.