i just watched the first couple eps. many of his numbers are way off. even for when they were aired.

and avocado, ugh. this country needs a twelve step program.

this confused me: “ You can’t decided to spend another day in Puerto Vallarta because you met a local in a bar. You can’t decide you’d rather camp than stay in a hotel.”

the view from thehighway is better than the viewing area. best view is from keystone, and there’s an alpine slide.

what did you to get thrown into the greys?

pizza roll == wonton wrapper filled with pizza stuff
pizza puff == flour tortilla filled with pizza stuff

the slit is there for a reason

how about a phin? $5 at the local asian market

baking soda brine? even better.

What is “Adrill”?

don’t break the speed limit. EVER. some small towns require in person appearance.

Animal House?

i stood up in a wedding where the best man gave a two sentence speach, then proposed (with a ring) during the second dance.

Johnny Depp has finally fulfilled his childhood of growing up to become Steven Segal.

i only give consumables and experiences to mom now. she’s got everything.

nice article, thanks.

it’s like you read that somewhere. maybe in the article?

egg salad is a bunch of devilled eggs who dropped out of group therapy and have fallen to pieces.

sauteed is good, but best deep fried not air fried. that’s how i’ve done every breakfast bar.

cheap motherfuckers