no, the first or last shot of a liquor bottle is not free. i don’t care where you’re from.

i have two pair of bose frames with prescripition lenses. love them. ray ban with the camera might be my next.

i have two pair of bose frames with prescripition lenses. love them. ray ban with the camera might be my next.

“it looks like season two is coming.”

thick sliced brioche that has been allowed to sit out all night is my favorite brea for french toast. perfect for this.

“Beginning on April 17 and continuing through July, Saturn, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter will be lined up diagonally in the pre-dawn sky and visible without a telescope or binoculars.”

talking to yourself is fine, as long as you don’t say “what?!”

it doesn’t seem availble anymore, but the “octodog” made hotdogs safer and fun.

worst first date question i’ve gotten, “will you pay my cell bill?”

you may want to look up the word “saucepan”

microwaves vibrate the water molecules, no the butter solids.

the bell beefer was great. there’s a neighborhood bar i used to go to where i played a little game, “Get the Regular to Say Something Specific”. one guy i could always rely on to say “they need to bring back the bell beefer,” or “remember the bell beefer?” every night by mentioning Taco Bell. i could get all of them…

devilled eggs are just egg salad that knows how to keep their shit together.

growing up we had two annual winter events. one of them was a bon bon called “fried oysters”. something like 5 lbs of powdered sugar blended with 1lb boiled, peeled and mashed usset. rolled into 1" balls and frozen (put in the garage). then dipped in dark chocolate and rolled in crushed roasted peanuts. (salted or un).

you’re expecting people to plan ahead AND be curteous (party size)? you must be a new  soul. 

angels in  the outfield

i’ll add these. some are quite entertaining.

one of my favorite kids joke.
what’s the difference between  reindeer and caribou? spelling.

smell the durian; april fool’s

you missed a “where to  stream”

Just a note; if you’re going west on the I-10, don’t use the drinking fountains at the first rest stop in Arizona. Nasty, aggressive bees live in the drain because people pour soda down them.