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Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.
My personal theory is that some cats can bi-locate, especially when sleeping. Not all cats can do this (or most don’t bother), but it explains a lot of the “saw the cat on the stairs, then saw him sleeping on the couch” stories.
Your cousin’s poor computer skills annoyed enough an IT’s ghost to do troubleshooting over Ouija.
Jewish mothers always right
I’m no Crypto expert, but I think it says “Don’t ... forget... to ... drink... your... Ovalteen”
Yes, please! Disembark! And why not go full Anna Karenina if you feel so strongly?
The nerve of these women! Men NEVER band together to get their candidates elected!
Maybe a goofus and gallant version where you see one group obey, and one group doesn’t, and at the end, the first group is like “why do you guys look so ragged? why are half of you missing. This was not a difficult thing to do. They even gave us rules.”
Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…
Hilarious fossils jumping through hoops?
Nobody plans on going to rehab. When you go, you go now.
It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.
Subway has been exceeding my expectations for years. I used to think nothing could be more disgusting than the smell of a Subway restaurant. Then I wound up being forced into eating there and I realized “No. It somehow tastes worse than it smells.” But in the past few months, between the Jared bullshit and this, turns…
Laws to protect civil rights are not “institutionalizing ‘tolerance’”
Those awful LGBTs want rights, but then they’re hypocritically doing normal things like engaging in commerce! I too am appalled!
Episode pitching time!