In a way it is Prometheus 2. It’s exactly the same story. But it was always in the works to be called that [Alien: Paradise Lost]. Is Prometheus actually taking us off course from where I’m going, which is actually backing into the first Alien... I’ve even got connections with Ripley [in this], but I’m not telling you…

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

I can’t be the only one who, when someone mentions the 90s, thinks it was only ten years ago. And then I redo the math and am like

Just to make somebody feel better?

YESSS, YES YES! Thank you.

Please win. Because you are the glory.

At least they’re not hundreds of Flemish Giants.

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

I usually hate every word you write, but I cannot but agree with your comment this time

This isn’t “Five Alternate Movie Endings People Come Up With When High.”

Strange because on the one hand I hate the neat little tied up endings with some studio pictures but on the other hand, if I have been watching something too dark and dire it is sometimes better to end on a more upbeat note, even if, in my Cinephile heart, I know it is a bit of a cheat.

Part of the reason alleged is included is to recognize that the accused is innocent until proven guilty. If the suspect is unidentified, there’s no need to include alleged. “A woman was raped” doesn’t defame anyone any more than reporting “a house was robbed” or “a building was vandalized.” Even in cases where the…

“Here’s a bowl of maple syrup and an apology.”

I was ambushed into my first real cooking job at White Wolf Lodge in Yosemite National Park when one of the cooks decided wandering off drunk into the forest was better than working.

I’m glad you said it because um....

i got about 100 euro stolen out of my bag at the holocause memorial in Berlin :(

They only brought Jesus to dinner with them so they could get free wine.

Men are very unlikely to report when a female rapes them, because of the bullshit gender norms placed on women being the weaker sex. In addition, it is easy to publically mock them for being raped by women. I’m not talking jokes, I’m talking actual people. Like when Shia LeBeauf said he was raped at an art show and…