That’s a shot of Oceanhorn 2. Oceanhorn 1 is a love letter to the early 2D Zeldas. Openly so.

Don’t you dare tell me a large group of student athletes feels they’ve been violated. MSU will never let that stand.

The Patriots will sign any sort of nut job.

This deserves so many more stars.

Doyou have to go out of your way to spoil the joke or does it occur naturally?

The Patriots signed him 'cause he brought along his own deflated balls.

This will never come to Game Pass. Itmay, at some point, show up on EA’s service, but not Game Pass.

Where do you attach the front plate for states/countries that require them? Is that clear thing supposed to be an actual element of the grill? It looks like it’s some hologram concept bullshit.

My wife declares herself done before she's been touched all the time.

I only ever played the D1 beta. Turned me off entirely, as I was sold on the hype, not the delivered design.

Just remember that a whole hell of a lot of people were paid a whole hell of a lot of money to design a system this convoluted and confusing.

After playing a few more hours last night, my buddy summed it up best when he said, “It’s not the game I wanted. But it’ll be fun when they iron out some kinks and it’s only $30.”

You can’t pick up enemy weapons anymore to entice you to gather gear and loot. How is that better?

It’s like Ubisoft just couldn’t help themselves. They had to make a Division Lite. Problem is, if players wanted to play the latest Division, they could go play Division 2. Except there’s nothing in Division 2 that’s made me want to play it for ~3 months. And this half-assed gear/loot bullshit is not making me want to…

It took a 5 year old game about interior design to implement more than one set of stairs?

There are legitimate differences in the way -likes play compared to -lites. That's why it matters, you twit.

My understanding was as I stated.

I just expected an actual gaming blog, of all places, to be more clear.

Rogue-like is saying the game is literally like the game Rogue.

Just to be clear, if there’s any sense of meta progression, isn’t it a rogue-lite? I thought rogue-like meant there was nothing specifically carried over from run to run but the player’s own knowledge or the chance that new items will appear in-world (see also: Enter the Gungeon). Lites are games that let you…