With a Buy-It-Now of $9500, this 2006 GTO is a great car that no one notices.

HA! I was given an Camaro SS convertible a few years ago from AVIS and it was easily the worst car I’d ever driven as far as visibility and comfort. you couldn’t see ANYTHING! No idea if the redesign helped, but I doubt it.

I recently had a Camaro SS as a rental car, it was intoxicatingly fast and loud. I loved it.

I would also tend to consider myself a better driver than your average road going individual, having done a decent number of HPDE days and a significant amount of autox/ice racing.

Now I know that this will be blasphemous to…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

30k and up Cayman is doable, low 20's the examples are a little sketchier.

Considering a police dog is a police officer, and if you kill one you can be tried for murder...

Does this mean if I see a dog in the back of a Patrol car I can break its windows? Oh, yeah!

I have a Subaru. Can I borrow 3 extra jacks?

This is the only correct answer.

How to start a car with a rope:

Not sure if its the dumbest, the steel bed versus aluminum bed campaign is pretty ripe too. I mean, who really just lets anyone dump a load of bricks and pavers into the bed of a $60k truck from 4' up?

What does it even matter. If you drive one of these you’re just going to get eaten by a bear anyways.

As someone who yearly makes the trek from Ohio to Ocean City for H2Oi, there are a lot of things I feel compelled to shed light on for the sake of not only clarity, but hopefully some productive thought that might help things going forward.

If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

Pretty. But lifted or not lifted, I need third row seating in my wagon. That keeps it narrowed to Mercedes-Benz only. Le sigh.

My old Pathfinder works the way that he’s insisting his Tacoma works. It has fogs that only work when the low beams are on. Flip the highbeams and the fogs go out.

I’ll be perfectly honest - I don’t have time to monitor the gazillion (likely all awesome) feeds and sites out there. Some, yes. For me, Jalopnik provides three services - some really solid original content, the simple amplification of stuff that is fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have time to see, and the…