I got the alert on my phone today while pulling into Penn Station. I get it, I think its a good idea, but man it is scary when everyone’s phone starts screeching at 8AM on a packed train.

Divorce may be a TV show but Love is a Battlefield.

I want Rita Wilson to understand that it’s Tom and me, not Tom and I.

Better late than never.

I love Stranger Things, but Freaks and Geeks did the awesome ode to D&D first. RIP Carlos the dwarf.

Barb was above wanting to hang out with the popular kids; Barb looked like a middle-aged librarian. Barb did not put up with your stupid nonsense. Barb had a good head on her shoulders and she would have grown up to be a great feminist woman. Barb was the best friend every girl should have.

Yes!! Give me all of the synth!

It’s so strange that I’m subject to ’80s nostalgia, because if someone offered me a chance to actually go back there myself, the resulting scream of terror would rupture my larynx. I don’t miss that decade AT ALL, and yet I find it fascinating.

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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.

#glassesoutforbarb

STILL NO BARB, DOE!

Maybe no more Kelly’s on any Real Housewives, ever?

The Hamiltones need to provide the soundtrack to my life. I want there to be an album sold on tv with tracks scrolling up like Damn, Where My Keys? and some white dude saying, “But wait! There’s more!” and then that classic hit, You Hungry? I Could Eat would be the next one. 10 dollars plus shipping and handling. I…

I read this as “Queen of House music”

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I really did laugh at “tougher than boiled owl.” That’s fantastic to hear!

We are going to miss her when she’s not FLOTUS anymore. I am already getting teary-eyed thinking of her leaving the White House.

Michelle Obama just keeps getting better and better. At everything.