I have officially fallen in love with Ms. Knightley, and demand a much better film for her talents.

OMG this is so late, but I LOVE that  movie so hard. 

You are correct! My bad. I meant to make the point of the age of consent and fucked up my numbers. Thanks for the correction. Seriously.

A couple of things: One, Luca Guadagnino has disavowed “Melissa P.” and tried to have his name removed from the film, apparently due to the producer’s reworking of the narrative. I don’t think he should have taken it on in the first place, but it says something that he made an effort to distance himself. And while it…

Touche

Marry me?

Please don’t! I was in my 30s...

I love all the Hole albums for very different reasons; Pretty on the Inside for sheer rocking power; Live Through This for some lyrical shenanigans; and Celebrity Skin for melody. Fuck. Now I want it to be 1998 again.

Gah, I so miss Hole. I really fucking wish Courtney was able to churn out some more great stuff. Celebrity Skin was like the pop record I needed in high school a zillion years ago....

Fuck. I had a huge crush on him in high school, before I knew I liked girls, and looking back on it, he did have a little lesbian-action look going on in the 80s...

Fuck this shit. I’m a full-blooded member of the goomba fambily (tm C. Manzo), and I can assure you that 99.9% of Italian-Americans haven’t a clue nor a care about what Columbus & co brought upon Native Americans. Seriously, it’s ridiculous to whine about this when I guarantee you most of them did not know the statue…

Best Movie EVER: 

Ugh, these woman are all my older sisters. I was scared as FUCK in 1977, a delinquent 15-year-old in the Bronx, terrified and intrigued by anything salacious. What I really remember from then is a lot of hysterical news coverage and my mother trying, fruitlessly, to get me to stay home. In all honesty, the Spike Lee…

Why can’t I have a Basset? Matilda is so purty.....

I AM SO EXCITED. I’m going to see this with a group of queer/trans teenagers next week and I can barely stand it. I AM SO EXCITED.

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Goddess, this is amazing. And horrible. I survived stage 1 invasive ductal carcinoma - ugh each of those words is horrid on their own, and add up to something garbage - and I am doing ok, but I can’t say how wonderful it is when a famous person/celebrity/politician/real housewife tells their story. Aside from my own…

Gah! How did I not know this about the most perfect human alive?

Sweet Fancy Moses I’m in LOVE

Gah! Sorry for the ginormous pix!