I thought my joy was full after seeing this performance and then Jesse Williams came out and laid me thee.entire.fuck.out. Like can we get a post dedicated to that speech?? I was ugly crying and cheering so hard. Good. God. Almighty!

Can we include “Solsbury Hill” by Peter Gabriel and “Me & Julio Down by the Schoolyard” by Simon & Garfunkel in this movie song moratorium?

John Lewis is a national fucking treasure.

Pretty sure I make jokes whenever I find an occasion to. It’s one of the reasons everyone hates me.

I now know what it’s like to have my heart ripped out of my chest. The last two episodes were some of the saddest (oh, Lolly), most beautiful, and exciting (DAYA AHHHH) episodes of the series. Poussey’s night in New York was wonderful and her face is just the sweetest, I could stare at it all day. The last scene and…

They nailed it in the “sophisticated” cocktail dress department.

Blue was not home when Bey left the house. She would never allow this otherwise.

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

The people are grateful for your service.

It just dawned on me that several of my favorite childhood memories occurred at Friendly’s. It’s the perfect ‘teach your kid how to behave in public’ restaurant.

Holy Shit

If Kanye titles his next album Inside Job, my life will be complete.

It’s hard to describe how much I want Rosie to be an official housewife. I’d like to argue that it’s about LBGTQ visibility and equity and shit, but I just love her.

She’s right. We absolutely, 100% SHOULD have cameras in the Supreme Court, the feed should be broadcast on CSPAN, as citizens we deserve complete and total transparency.

I now have a craving to be a drunk, angry, 50's houswife.

I say we bring hats back. Starting with this one:

THAT would make America GREAT again.