Or to go with a current (if tired) theme on this site...

Emily and I had a real moment today! She decided to sit on my lap and nap for a while, which she has never done before. I hope this progress of bonding isn’t ruined next week when nail trimming and vet visit is planned. She’ll hate me forever, poor girl.

ginger cat high foot! (this is my beloved dial tone Finn)

I’m going to leave this here. This is my current favorite picture of my super special orange tabby, Salmon. I love him so much!

I would prefer this to my in-laws tbh

1. How can you have a seder if no one at the seder knows anything about seders?

2016's a bunch of bullshit so far. :(

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Diane is my favorite Blackish character. I miss her beef with Charlie.

It’s so beautiful...

Sing it.

Not to be nit picky, but if she has cancer in her lymph nodes, she has metastatic disease, and somewhere, there is invasion (i.e., it is no longer just DCIS).

And yet somehow a man without an actual heart, Dick Cheney is still alive.

This makes me SO SAD. Inexplicably sad. 2016 is a bitch ass year, man.

Hey, they want to stay in Washington until their daughter graduates so what’s to prevent one or both of them from being appointed to the Supreme Court or becoming Secretary of something awesome?

I am so going miss them after next January.

MY KINGDOM for Stockard Channing to play Liz in a biopic.

These Oprah vignettes are quite possibly the best thing that has ever existed, and I’ve eaten pie in my life.