I fuckin’ love fourth quarter Obama.

Plus you could buy like 2 boxes of wine for one fake candle bottle of wine. So no thanks.

Gloria Steinem is fucking metal.

How bad is it that all I can think about now is that I want that shirt because if I had a shirt like that people would stop trying to hug me?

I think Adam Levine and the lead from Linkin Park win awards for “sounds like a tazed gerbil” from now until eternity.

Completely off-topic but that lip colour is to die on her (rip Milihellen)

I want both FLOTUS and POTUS on SCOTUS when their term is up!

Sigh..she is just the best. I want them to come to my house when the term is over.

She was so great in Short Term 12, I thought she should be considered a hot commodity based on that one film alone.

I don’t know, but now I have that horrible Justin Bieber song in my head.

me, anytime tina does anything.

Because common sense would eliminate %95 of crises in TWD’s apocalypse world.

Much like Janice in accounting, these cats don’t give a fuck.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

Dear god one of those puppies is named Hedy Lamarr.

Thank you for using figuratively there. I love you.

It literally turned a shitty morning around. (for literally to work there I’m guessing time would have to go backwards?)

Right? We’re on the side of the guy who starts with: “We’re a long way from San Francisco”?

I fully intend to read this book. The sentence on female loners made me well up.