Kenny. Kenny. That is unkind to gin, sir.

We did G. Gourdan Liddy once.

Please post photos, then continue taking one every week or so afterwards so we can watch a timelapse of it slowly rotting into the ground.

I would like that.

Now I’m mad that my husband doesn’t write me notes on the legal pads I’m always leaving around the house.

Whoo hoo finally!! Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl was my shit

You mean... Netflix and Chill?

SHOULD’VE GOTTEN NOMINATED FOR SHORT TERM 12. SHE’S GETTING NOMINATED THIS TIME FOR SURE.

I dislike Amy Schumer for the same reasons I dislike myself. So I’m a huge fan.

I won’t get the chance to listen to this as it goes up against my favorite podcast Cereal which is about a paranoid Irishman who has a small treasure horde and he describes the various times in his life he thought people were trying to rob him.

Black Girls are Magic! It’s lit as hell!

Words like “perfect” and “brilliant” are completely overused these days, so I say this sincerely: the use of that Tubman quote in this situation was both brilliant and perfect.

The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.

Happy birthday! Counter to what people say, only gets better from here (says the woman who is about to turn 57). When i hit my 40’s, I realiized that telling people to fuck off was perfectly fine, so go on with your bad Helen Mirren self! I hope you’re having a wonderful day and celebrating yourself.

Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran and Jilly Cooper were my fairy godmothers. Their books stopped time and created a fluffy cloud of pure escapism. Complete with raunchy sex, Hermes bags, Perrier Jouet champagne and panthers on diamond leashes. *sigh* RIP Hollywood Jackie.

I learnt about puberty from Judy Blume and about sex from Jackie Collins like a lot of bookworms. May you write the ultimate bestseller Ms Collins, wherever you are.

Happy Birthday! See The Helen. Be the Helen.

I call dibs on Emma Thompson.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.