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WHEN I SAY SPUT, Y’ALL SAY NIK.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Meanwhile, Canadian Donald Trump is always saying “later, hosers”.

Kathleen Turner is one of my all time favorite guest voice on The Simpsons (#1 George Harrison #2 Dustin Hoffman #3 Kathleen Turner)

I prefer Lisa Lionheart

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

That movie is a classic. I watch it every couple of years and it never fails to pick up my mood.

That’s not a movie bomb. THIS is a movie bomb.

OMG! Maybe it’s because I’m day-drinking, or maybe it’s the entire pizza I just ate, but I am loving this SO MUCH right now.

Speaking of TMZ, and to everyone who celebrates. L’Shana Tova

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

Thankfully everyone at work pretty much knows about them, so when I wear skirts or capri pants, they know I’m not actually self harming. The funniest was one Sunday I was getting ready to meet friends at a beach bar, put on a cute dress, Lil’ Dexter is sitting in front of me, with his big ol’ fluffy cute face, and I’m…

Yeah, there’s humor in its absolute ridiculousness but it’s just so surprising and sickening that these are real people. Anna’s responses are awesome but sad that she is actually being assaulted with these slurs and insanity.

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

Best Picture Ever

she’s 70 in cat years so she can be as cranky as she wants.