lmao #SAYHERNAME stop that is so dark and so good though

Here is the girl we adopted last year. She was two years old and badly neglected. I don’t think she ever had toys as a puppy because she didn’t know what to do with them. Then one day she put all of the toys in a pile and laid on them like a dragon guarding her treasure.

my kitties!

doxing self; whatevs

Weirdest dog I’ve ever owned.

#ICANNOTBEOWNED

LADIES

This is Maggie, my massive Lab. She’s pretending that she’s not cuddling with my fluffy cat, but we both know that’s a lie.

I’m a recovered bulimic and I love a good ED joke. And I don’t give a single solitary fuck about my coworkers’ #cleaneating.

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

At this point I think they should let that sheep from yesterday’s article be the CEO of AA. At least he knows how to stay out of the public eye for long periods of time.

The fact that Alanis is considered too old for kids to know makes me feel extra old because her album came out when I was in my mid-20s. I liked it but it wasn’t like this defining moment.

It’s like that Key and Peel(?) joke where the gay guy realized he wasn’t being persecuted. He was just an asshole other people didn’t like.

I loved her documentary on Netflix, “Tig” I’ve never wished as much happiness to a total stranger as I did to Tig while watching it. You can’t not love her after watching it. Totally recommend it to everyone! No moleste.

Just in case there’s one person left out there that hasn’t seen this.

I want to say yes, but I also gotta say when you find something that makes you look incredible you should rock that shit.

Vickie Gunvalson.

When I realized it was only Tuesday, yes.

John Darnielle's Wolf In White Van http://www.amazon.com/Wolf-White-Van…

Those Io9ers had it right. It's hella good.

ALSO — Just finishing The Orphan Master's Son http://www.amazon.com/The-Orphan-Mas…