Broad City gif party!

yassssss Broad City is my favorite thing in this world

I would never, ever take my cat outside in New York City in anything other than a carrier. I am getting anxiety just looking at these pictures.

On the catwalk? On the catwalk? Did she shake her little tush on the catwalk?

I am crying at my desk.

For a child-free woman Sesame Street still makes me unreasonably happy sometimes.

SLAYpita is more like it. I need to know her skin care regimen asap because mine is not nearly as ***flawless as hers.

I am not going to cry over teaching little kids that dark skin is beautiful. *sobs uncontrollably*

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is:

12 years of catholic school, and 10 years of living in sin with my lesbian wife. ZING.

One day someone is going to do a research poll on people who were educated in Catholic school(s), who were Catholic at the time, and see if they are still Catholic after leaving said school(s). Because I am going to say the return rate in my 8th grade class of 14 was quite low.

The women's college graduate in me wants to thank you for using the word "alumnae" in this article.

Yeah, sadly me too. :( But in my mind she's my grandmother, too.

Well, I wonder if she will adopt me. I am out of grandparents. Inherent problem with aging.

Courtesy of Team Cat:

Help me, my daughter's not talented!