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I'd just get high and eat it. Then cry.

Nice try, but you spelled everything correctly and there are no "1"s mixed in with your exclamation points.

NOT A FUNERAL DIRECTOR? TELL THAT TO THE VICTIMS OF BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so glad we can post images again, because mere words cannot express my feelings on this subject.

Dana Scully wore hideous beige suits for like 4 seasons so this really isn't that terrible

If this is the worst suit anyone has ever seen, they must not have had their eyes open during the 90s-mid 2000s.

Labor Day is Monday! He's well within his rights to wear this. People are just looking for a reason to pick on Barry!

I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro

just wanted a chance to use this XD

This happens everyday when I get home. What is it with tuxedos and their need to be picked up? Not complaining.

it's the hero's journey. People like it. Blame Homer.

What WAS Che Guevara doing in Iran???

His tiny roles on Portlandia have SLAYED me. The Pullout King in particular.

i try to yell BEES at people all the time and they never get the tone i am using.

The best part is when Lucille goes, "They don't allow you to have bees in here."

I bet that was awful. Try to imagine: thousands of them, nesting on that bed, telling stories about their days on the Harvard rowing team and complaining about the Hamptons running out of rosé.

Oh dear god no.

Oh Lord. You know the sad thing? My sister and I jokingly predicted a show like this about 30 years ago. We were one of the few black kids in our school for a time, and the teachers and kids interacted with us like we were both Tootie from the Facts of Life. Only we weren't. They were honestly disappointed that we

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