Did anybody see Paul Scheer spoofing Richardson on Comedy Bang Bang last week?

UGH. Peeing on underage girls is cool but being trans isn't? I know "Ignition (Remix)" is the greatest song of all time, but so what? You're drunk. It's the freakin' weekend, just admit that Jay is your son.

What some people sneeringly refer to as "being politically correct" is what others refer to as being respectful of others. Radical concept, I know.

Given their whole ad campaign of delivering boxes of cleaning goods to various families, I feel like Swiffer should send this guy a present for his excellent use of sweeper.

My problem would be not wanting it out of the house. I know they're wild, but...HOUSE OWL. We would sit and watch Parks and Rec together and I'd feed her popcorn and oh, how we'd laugh...

I have also burned myself with cigarettes. Since when does clumsiness make the tabloids?

I just love her.

Perfect.

I loved Morello's back story. It was so heartbreaking. I was a little surprised that she did actually go on a date with him though. To be honest, last season I was thinking they were going to have him be someone she saw in a magazine (or on TV or something) but never met. And then have her be a crazy stalker.

well, it did get me into bed with other girls.

That's why my hypothetical children are already on lockdown. No electronics, and no ice cream after dinner. EVER!!

I couldn't even pretend I didn't love this. That was fancy-tastic.

Ooh, was it the shark from Sharknado? Because I would watch the hell out of that crossover. And, it makes sense. Sharks like blood and so do vampires. The storyline possibilities just write themselves.

All I actually see while I watch the kittens dance:

I bet they'll give you a creepy vibe after you watch the frontman, Stephan Jenkins, on Cribs.

After reading your comment, I googled Third Eye Blind to remember why they were popular and was greeted with the headline, Why does Smash Mouth hate Third Eye Blind? and now I want to encourage more hilarious feuds between mediocre 90's bands.

Hopefully his next hats will be the Pope's Mitre and then a Kippah Jewish Cap. Get that party started.

I thought it was a middle finger to that trope of woman-pretends-to-resist-but-secretly-loves-it.