Aspirational. I don't care. I love it.

Scott Baio can dream...

Jizzabel- Celebrity, Sex, and Lesbian Shit-Asses

They believe that the market should determine why that caged bird is singing.

Timeless activist funeral? Check
Westboro Baptist Crazies? Check.
Motorcycle gang fighting for freedom and justice? Check.

Damn. This is... DAMN.

OK, how about my siamese with the heart above her ladybits?

True, but my one-eyed kitty thinks he could perform than the ones in this video. I need to start following him around with the camera.

Best. steal. ever.

Not All Tomcats.

$8 an hour and all the Cheetos I can eat. Make sure you've got all your textbooks and notes because my mom's picking me up after Pilates, so I've got to leave by 7.

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

A little intense for my age but I can get for my girls and borrow

Just wait til my future hypothetical child shows up at this spelling bee with an Afro and a dashiki. It'll blow their minds.

Also relevant - Hari Kondabolu's KondaBulletin: Spelling Bee Edition

Where are our American kids?

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and that other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

"Mirren insisted then that she had no desire for marriage, or as she called it, "voluntary imprisonment.""

I appreciate it. It's a neglected narrative in our culture that some women never really feel the biological clock tick because we don't care that much about having kids. I mean, I'm in my 40s, I like kids a whole lot but my only urge to have one was born more out of societal pressures (how to fit in with peers) than a…