Yes yes yes! Thank you.

Thanks!

Thank you so much.

Thanks!

Well christ on a cracker, isn’t this fortuitous?! I’m about to go off to my first AA meeting in over 25 years. It was NA for me back then, because I didn’t “like”alcohol until my 30s! Now I’m all grown up, having shed the really fucked up drugs, and taken on the glory of booze. I’ve been unemployed for a long time,…

Good point. It seems like a truly horrible, horrible way to die.

I have never felt pain like the one time I burned my FINGER. This is absolutely heinous and vile.

Is that Bevers in the bar at the table in the Adam Pally show??? That’s like two of my favorite assholey male sitcom characters at once.

Wait, what? There’s an Obamaphone? Did it come with the ACLU membership I forgot to renew?

For the fuck of fuck, my 19 lb large black male has been bitching about a sweater all. fucking. week. I need the name of your knitter.

Charlie made a brief appearance (in a photo, but still) in last week’s episode on legal guardians for the kids. I am so hoping that means he’ll be back.

Damn you for raising this! Now, I must discard everything else in my life to make this a reality. It’s FUCKING PERFECT.

Stop them! The cuteness assault is unforgiving!

My big boy!

North Brother Island?

Lincoln is the best thing in the fucking world.

Years of Catholic school Latin, and classical studies in college have resulted in no career in the field, and many, many crappy paying jobs (but, oh the grammar!), hence, this should be MINE.

Eileen Myles is a fucking rock star. I love her and Jill Soloway so hard that I’m not sure where to place my lesbian shit-ass jealously.

SWAK

Get out of my brain. Seriously, it’s like you wrote my life - I hate electric razors, I’m 53, and shave my legs every fucking day.