Crap on a cross, that fucking thing! I thought I was so cool when I shaved both of my legs, crotch to ankle, only to discover a much hairier, courser set of stems a week later. Worse, I had to admit that my mother and aunts were right.

It’s from a jewelry company called Hotcakes Design and I want everything they make even the stuff I don’t like:

Many years ago, I saw Nicole and that troll walking through midtown, and she was like an ethereal goddess floating on gossamer wings. He was like a tiny, baby wrestler.

That’s ok. The gif is pretty great for second place.

You are a harbinger of peace and love, kind person. I do not understand why I have never before seen Mr. Rogers breakdancing, for fuck’s sake, but bless you for posting this today. Marry me?

Happy Birthday! My 30s were AWESOME. Only to be topped by my 40s.

This lesbian shitass fully concurs. There is no rest for the Apostrophe Protection Society: http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/

Day drinking, no pizza, avoiding cover letters, and loving this so very, very much. #amberrosefuckyeah

Right, with the biting and the scratching? I am covered in little nicks and cuts from that baby. How on earth you deal with two is beyond me.

What a pretty baby! And such cuties! I’ve also got some newish ones; a ginormous boy and a deranged little kitten:

Yeesh. You win mega-points and all the hugs for keeping a sense of humor about this shit. ((((((Seriously)))))

BTW, LOVE the name.

I am so sorry. I totally know how you feel. I loved the shit out of that ornery little thing and still miss her everyday. Picture of your baby?

Indeed. I call this picture “May I help you?” à la Miranda Priestly.

Argh! So FUCKING cute!

Yay kitties! Cranky old cats are the best.

Sniff. My little Luna girl died a few months ago ago. She was 19 and such a bitch and I love her and miss her:

I see what you did there.

Marry me?

That is just awful. I’m so sorry. Please be good to yourself.