I love you for giving me reasons to delay writing my 1000000000000000000 grad school essay.

I know, right? He’s such a good, good writer.

Thank you (Nick Pileggi FTW!). I actually worked for this fuckwad at McDonald’s for a mercifully short time in the early 1980s. I had the pleasure of being fired by his ass-kissing douche-faced self. I still consider it a bullet dodged.

I fucking LOVE your user name. Bless.

Totally jelly. She’s really nice and tiny and has a very cute little dog. If it helps, I hate my next door neighbor.

Jerri Blank’s mother lives in my fucking apartment building.

What a pretty, pretty girl!

My little demented Stella, best kitty ever, RIP.

Marry me?

I've no idea why I never saw this before, but damn. It must been all a dream.

Marry me?

The irony of you comment complaining on a 'snap judgement' post on a site with the tagline "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing" is too much to handle.

Marry me?

This might be the best picture I've ever seen. That FACE!

I fucking love librarians. Seriously. You all are right up there with teachers as underpaid heroes. No matter what a dick I was, my local librarians never gave me shit, nor stymied my love of reading.

Sounds like the start to a fine family tradition.

I feel your pain and have resorted to the only method I know that can foil the sweltering rage that comes on like a motherfucking hurricane whenever I get within 10 feet of my family: I loudly drop my silverware on my plate, take a big gulp of wine/whisky/whatever is handy, push back my chair, and storm outside for a…

I feel your pain and have resorted to the only method I know that can foil the sweltering rage that comes on like a motherfucking hurricane whenever I get within 10 feet of my family: I loudly drop my silverware on my plate, take a big gulp of wine/whisky/whatever is handy, push back my chair, and storm outside for a…

I did read it! His story is freaking amazing.

Partners in Health is one badass organization. Paul Farmer and Co. have been doing amazing work for decades and get little credit. Thanks for mentioning them!