If you have a place to live that is reasonably close to public transportation you're more than halfway. Good luck!

I grew up here, hate it, love it, want to kill it, want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant, et. al. It's a great, great place to be, especially for your career. Just be prepared to spend more money than you ever thought possible.

Right? She looks freaking fantastic. I wish I was wearing that now. And forever.

Oh gah! I'm torn between believing she was birthed by everything amazing and awesome in the universe, and being jealous of her AND her mom.

faaaaaaahhhhhhh............/////

The girlfriend and my bff and me got really stoned one night and watched this clip on repeat for fucking ever. SUCH A WIN.

Marry me?

Hannibal/Lincoln is the FUCKING BEST.

That'd do as well. Pretty much every single song and anything else the man has done. would also do.

Mountain Goats anything, but especially this:

Lincoln is perfect. PERFECT.

Gah!!! I can't escape this fucking clown. The Macy's ads for his men's "suits" and "shirts" are all over the fucking subway. Someone please stop him.

God, I fucking LOVE this gif.

"....he consulted with other prominent epidemiologists, including Dr. Rick Perry, of Texas."

For the love of wonder women, why isn't this woman incredibly famous in the US?

Avoiding a grad school paper, drinking some pinot, googling cat Halloween costumes.

I have lost the ability to think of anything other than this when I hear this song:

I am so very sorry. It's the shittiest, worst thing in the world. Please be kind to yourself.

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup unless you can make this happen. Gah.

Mine, if she were alive, wouldn't know what the hell it was. As a wannabe maccabee (see what I did there?), I'd be honored to have one!