Indeed. It's the only way!

My only question for you Lady Ms. Roxane Gay, is how does it feel to be so freaking awesome?

+infinity for the Ernest Borgnine reference. +infinity infinity for the use of "salty."

For conservative talk-show host try-out-ers (?) to use when reality won't do?

That just might be the best sentence I've read this year.

Really? Now I have to live with that as a possibility. A false, albeit AWESOME possibility. Dang.

Where is this magical land?!?!?!?

Agreed. Mandatory punch in the brain.

Sweet Fancy Moses! Get that (or me) AWAY FROM EARTH.

It's an epidemic!

I want to marry everyone in this thread. Now. Together.

You kind of win everything today.

How does she exist? She is PERFECT. How??????

I believe this in reference to how many men are under the supervision of the criminal justice system </i> which includes, prison, probation and parole. So, yes, that is a misleading statement.

Exactly. I feel like I just lost my virginity again. But this time it was good. *cymbal crash*

Marry me?

Yep. Christ on a cracker or a cross will do for me. UNTIL NOW.

It's mine and I am SO stealing it for everything until I get sick of myself getting sick of it.